turkeysnack

Alright, lets get to this. i dont flirt or mess around, or hint or play games. i dont date ANYONE from or currently online. i dont do hookups, or exceptions, i dont give out my home town, zipcode, cell number, or do custom shows. What i actually do is very little, but that includes chatting, looking for videos or pics to kill time and either give or accept productive advise. i'm open to any serious questions but things like "Can you sit on my face?" will be met with blocking or me sending you random pictures of some STD dicks i find online, depending on the mood. Im gay...(shocking right?) in case you missed the big neon pride thing i have as my profile pic. im also very unfiltered and blunt (the surprises continue) but i also have terrible internet and bouts of antisocial depression so i vanish for long periods of time. its not intentional or personal, but it is likely and some of you will find it rude or annoying, you are free to feel however you want, but i did warn you. i am here primarily because they have really good search parameters for someone who is SUPER picky on her porn, and secondarily to talk to people as my only for of social media. i dont facebook, i dont online game, my phone is private and calls consists of about 30 percent advertising (you know who you are, please die in hell) 30 percent family communication and 30 percent medical, the last 10 reserved for wrong numbers, so i wont "call you sometime". topics i like to discuss include but are not limited to are: Music, Food, Movies, cool science stuff and comedy, as well as sexual conversation, but i generally do not role play and masturbate while chatting so its more of a topic of exploration than sexting. Q and A regarding my sex life or personal interests are welcomed but im not gonna talk dirty so you can get your jollies, sorry but its super boring to me, and unless you are a woman befitting my very rare and specific type, i dont actually care about your genitals or what you want to do with them to mine. have your fantasy, im flattered but dont give me the details. also, i am opening the chat to men now and it doesnt mean i am converting, just that i am open to general conversation. there are a few subjects that will get you immediately blocked and though they are a short list they are non-negotiable. Do not bring up incest or refer to yourself as "Daddy" at any time. its gross, what the fuck? pedophilia, nonconsenting sex, scat, necrophillia and horrible grammer will also get you blocked. (note, supernatural or vampire fantasy does not count as necrophillia, but pushing the topic of pro-twilight will also get you blocked)

wow i got off subject. anyway i'm an odd duckling, so you have been warned, otherwise welcome to my page and yadda yadda i'm Kim, bla bla. (Also i am aware that Kim is a common name for insane Korean men, but i had it long enough that i'm keeping it and remembering a fake name is too much effort for something i only use when i'm super bored. Its not like a first name is gonna be enough to track down, i dont even live in Kentucky, and there is probably a million Kim's in the continental US. I'm just not messing with it.

lastly. i dont add people unless i'm chatting with them or attempting to do so, therefore its best to sent me a message, and if we chat a little then send me a friend request and inform me you sent it. I'm really bad with computers and i keep my friend list minimalist intentionally to keep track of everything in my scatterbrained social circle.